Ortlankim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced bee.

Ortlankim created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortlankim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ortlankim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ortlankim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ortlankim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Ortlankim loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Ortlankim on top of important buildings.