Wegruttsom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless wasp.

Wegruttsom created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegruttsom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wegruttsom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wegruttsom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wegruttsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing violet boots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Wegruttsom on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help otters in need.