Pagmilsan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient
cobra.
Pagmilsan created the planet Venus five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pagmilsan, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pagmilsan, he will not invite you to parties.
Pagmilsan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Pagmilsan's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Pagmilsan's name in vain.
2. Always obey Pagmilsan's priests.
3. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.