Pagmilsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient cobra.

Pagmilsan created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmilsan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagmilsan, he will not invite you to parties.

Pagmilsan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pagmilsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pagmilsan's name in vain.

2. Always obey Pagmilsan's priests.

3. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.