Madtafmis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy squid.

Madtafmis created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madtafmis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madtafmis, it will turn you into a tree.

Madtafmis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Madtafmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.