Madtafmis is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy
squid.
Madtafmis created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madtafmis, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Madtafmis, it will turn you into a tree.
Madtafmis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Madtafmis' Holy Commandments1. Never mention otters.
2. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.
3. Never eat lentils.
4. Feed all hungry tapirs.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.