Damarpdav is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic hummingbird.

Damarpdav created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damarpdav, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damarpdav, she will turn you into a goat.

Damarpdav's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Damarpdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.