Yarjinbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective dog.

Yarjinbad created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarjinbad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarjinbad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yarjinbad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarjinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. You must love Yarjinbad.

3. Hide if five nematodes approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry bats.