Gublarnbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive mole.

Gublarnbaf created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gublarnbaf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gublarnbaf, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gublarnbaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gublarnbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.