Gabbotyik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented wombat.

Gabbotyik created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabbotyik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gabbotyik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gabbotyik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gabbotyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Fast once a month.