Stafontmad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Stafontmad created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafontmad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stafontmad, she will come to you in dreams.

Stafontmad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Stafontmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump near sharks.

5. You must never eat beans.