Nib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking manatee.

Nib created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nib, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not listen to music.