Homnegvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-confident chinchilla.

Homnegvonk created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homnegvonk, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homnegvonk, it will throw large rocks at you.

Homnegvonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Homnegvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your chest indigo.

5. Do not commit murder.