Wappasbom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, moody dog.

Wappasbom created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wappasbom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wappasbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wappasbom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wappasbom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Wappasbom loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Wappasbom first in all things.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about galaxies.