Tenhigcub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate wyrm.

Tenhigcub created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhigcub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tenhigcub, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tenhigcub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tenhigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Never feed strawberries to capybaras while wearing gray coats.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.