Dubveenget is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying jackal.

Dubveenget created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubveenget, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubveenget, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dubveenget's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dubveenget's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if five voles approach from the north.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.