Dubveenget is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying
jackal.
Dubveenget created humanity six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dubveenget, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dubveenget, it will have a low opinion of you.
Dubveenget's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Dubveenget's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Hide if five voles approach from the north.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Never eat beans.
5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.