Bempognar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Bempognar created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Bempognar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bempognar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bempognar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bempognar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bempognar.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.