Narweebun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic horse.

Narweebun created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narweebun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narweebun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Narweebun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Narweebun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narweebun.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Narweebun on top of important buildings.