Fungeprot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless hedgehog.

Fungeprot created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fungeprot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fungeprot, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fungeprot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fungeprot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about beans.
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