Tinbodflag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous ant.

Tinbodflag created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Tinbodflag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinbodflag, he will turn you into a duck.

Tinbodflag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tinbodflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tinbodflag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of whales.

5. Do not make images of living things.