Bitlimrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Bitlimrutt created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bitlimrutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bitlimrutt, she will ignore you.

Bitlimrutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bitlimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitlimrutt.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never bounce near porpoises.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.