Bitlimrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable
centipede.
Bitlimrutt created an electron twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Bitlimrutt, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Bitlimrutt, she will ignore you.
Bitlimrutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Bitlimrutt's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitlimrutt.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Never bounce near porpoises.
4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.