Bonomtbop is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart
crab.
Bonomtbop created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonomtbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bonomtbop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Bonomtbop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Bonomtbop's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Do not wear silicon on your body.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always pray immersed in water.