Fatdapnull is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, tranquil
jellyfish.
Fatdapnull created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatdapnull, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fatdapnull, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Fatdapnull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Fatdapnull's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always obey Fatdapnull's priests.
3. Never talk about bats.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not eat cucumbers.