Fatdapnull is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil jellyfish.

Fatdapnull created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdapnull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatdapnull, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatdapnull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fatdapnull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Fatdapnull's priests.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.