Cammil is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy gnu.

Cammil created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cammil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cammil, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cammil's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cammil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not jump in public.