Has is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent wasp.

Has created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Has, she will turn you into a frog.

Has' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Has must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick snakes.