Cetfubbum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty aardvark.

Cetfubbum created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cetfubbum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cetfubbum, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cetfubbum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cetfubbum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sing in the presence of foxes.