Cabhaskop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful centipede.

Cabhaskop created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Cabhaskop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabhaskop, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cabhaskop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cabhaskop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never sit in the presence of moths.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.