Jabarmgov is a god.
She takes the form of a large, idiotic
lobster.
Jabarmgov created a Higgs boson four years ago.
If you believe in
Jabarmgov, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Jabarmgov, she will try to impress you with trees.
Jabarmgov's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Jabarmgov's Holy Commandments1. Never mention bats.
2. Do not eat bread.
3. Always wear purple.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always obey Jabarmgov's priests.