Tadbomgil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful snake.

Tadbomgil created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbomgil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tadbomgil, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tadbomgil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tadbomgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.