Taghog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful butterfly.

Taghog created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Taghog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Taghog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taghog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Taghog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Taghog.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.