Dodyamvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring chicken.

Dodyamvin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodyamvin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodyamvin, she will laugh at you.

Dodyamvin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dodyamvin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Dodyamvin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.