Yarnarlbud is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient
tortoise.
Yarnarlbud created tapeworms seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarnarlbud, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yarnarlbud, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Yarnarlbud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Yarnarlbud's Holy Commandments1. Always help doves.
2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not drink alcohol.