Ham Femfebmat is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient
snake.
Ham Femfebmat created time and space seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ham Femfebmat, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Ham Femfebmat, it will be very sad.
Ham Femfebmat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Ham Femfebmat's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ham Femfebmat.
2. Do not dye your hair red.
3. Do not take Ham Femfebmat's name in vain.
4. Never eat carrots.
5. Do not listen to music.