Monqueeglist is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud warg.

Monqueeglist created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Monqueeglist, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monqueeglist, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Monqueeglist's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Monqueeglist's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monqueeglist.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.