Quillwabmid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able camel.

Quillwabmid created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillwabmid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillwabmid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quillwabmid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quillwabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the east.

5. Never wear tights.