Dobdagtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking mink.

Dobdagtan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobdagtan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobdagtan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dobdagtan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dobdagtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Put Dobdagtan first in all things.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.