Dibzanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful whale.

Dibzanfeb created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dibzanfeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibzanfeb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dibzanfeb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dibzanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Dibzanfeb first in all things.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never feed beans to cats while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dibzanfeb.