Vantagtarg is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent
squirrel.
Vantagtarg created water seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vantagtarg, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vantagtarg, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Vantagtarg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Vantagtarg's Holy Commandments1. Never think about comets.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not hurt moths.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vantagtarg.