Mumgatfat is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent
squirrel.
Mumgatfat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mumgatfat, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Mumgatfat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Mumgatfat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Mumgatfat's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never talk about gravity.