Mumgatfat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent squirrel.

Mumgatfat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumgatfat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mumgatfat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mumgatfat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mumgatfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about gravity.