Dobzogfly Kimflig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited swan.

Dobzogfly Kimflig created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzogfly Kimflig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobzogfly Kimflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobzogfly Kimflig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dobzogfly Kimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Dobzogfly Kimflig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help goats.