Dobzogfly Kimflig is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, conceited
swan.
Dobzogfly Kimflig created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobzogfly Kimflig, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Dobzogfly Kimflig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Dobzogfly Kimflig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Dobzogfly Kimflig's Holy Commandments1. Dobzogfly Kimflig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about dogs.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Always help goats.