Kipartjab Febbigmeg is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective
yak.
Kipartjab Febbigmeg created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kipartjab Febbigmeg, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Kipartjab Febbigmeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Kipartjab Febbigmeg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Kipartjab Febbigmeg's Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never talk about horses.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never skip near doves.