Kipartjab Febbigmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective yak.

Kipartjab Febbigmeg created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipartjab Febbigmeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipartjab Febbigmeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipartjab Febbigmeg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kipartjab Febbigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never skip near doves.