Catfenrillin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy jackal.

Catfenrillin created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfenrillin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catfenrillin, she will turn you into a mole.

Catfenrillin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Catfenrillin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Catfenrillin on top of all buildings.