Catfenrillin is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy
jackal.
Catfenrillin created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Catfenrillin, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Catfenrillin, she will turn you into a mole.
Catfenrillin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Catfenrillin's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt squirrels.
2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Catfenrillin on top of all buildings.