Cip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective skunk.

Cip created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always take life seriously.