Rowbassyok is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful cow.

Rowbassyok created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbassyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowbassyok, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rowbassyok's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rowbassyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shave your arms.