Yattwipcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome gnu.

Yattwipcep created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yattwipcep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattwipcep, it will send you a sign.

Yattwipcep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yattwipcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Yattwipcep on top of important buildings.