Tarmutlog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent goat.

Tarmutlog created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarmutlog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarmutlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tarmutlog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tarmutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Tarmutlog's priests.
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