Linnelnurcetfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing toad.

Linnelnurcetfen created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linnelnurcetfen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linnelnurcetfen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Linnelnurcetfen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Linnelnurcetfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. You must pray to Linnelnurcetfen nine times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.