Spaglatbuslarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable shark.

Spaglatbuslarg created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglatbuslarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spaglatbuslarg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Spaglatbuslarg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Spaglatbuslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Spaglatbuslarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about nebulae.