Ditkombiss Dagtadcum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, flying giraffe.

Ditkombiss Dagtadcum created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditkombiss Dagtadcum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ditkombiss Dagtadcum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ditkombiss Dagtadcum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ditkombiss Dagtadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Put Ditkombiss Dagtadcum first in all things.