Quafbunloop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty bat.

Quafbunloop created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafbunloop, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quafbunloop, it will turn you into a frog.

Quafbunloop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Quafbunloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Do not take Quafbunloop's name in vain.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.