Vegbogstip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent dolphin.

Vegbogstip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbogstip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegbogstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vegbogstip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vegbogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not drink alcohol.