Lunmiszim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective meerkat.

Lunmiszim created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmiszim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lunmiszim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lunmiszim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lunmiszim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.